pdxmonkeyboy Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 Ok folks.. the time has come to get serious and up your game... Seventy. Five. Gallon. Tank. That's right, and it comes with everything needed in order to get started and find out that you need more stuff! 75 gallon glass tank, what brand you say? (Because you just want to ask and have no real intention of buying it) it is an Aquoan or something. Basically the pinnacle of mass produced factory tank. Built south of the wall? Maybe and with joints like this I wouldn't be surprised. You cant get these tanks just anywhere. These come from Petco. Artistic wooded stand. It's made of wood! Not just any wood... lumber grade wood. I can throw in some wet particle board if you want the full petco aquarium experience. Canister filter which works great. You dont even have to clean it for months it's so big. What's good about this is that if you wait long enough, when you open it up it smells like satan's diarrhea, in August, in a locked car sitting in the sun. It also kind of has a faint nose of expressed cat anal gland. It has glass hinged lids, and for a limited time, I will throw in a free heater! Lastly, it has LED lights that actually make your fish look good. The lights are strong enough to grow significant amounts of hair algae and will also likely support aptasia. Tank comes with some dirty sand and what I like to call "essence of Jaggy" This is posted on facebook and craigslist for $150 but because portland has the largest collection of cheap [language filter] reefers, I am willing to let it go for $100 if your a paid member. Single? Want to impress the ladies? Got a date lined up soon? All you need is this tank and a half dozen green chromis... and it's in the bag. Sent from my SM-G960U using Tapatalk 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albertareef Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 So that begs the question as to where is Jaggy??? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pdxmonkeyboy Posted August 18, 2019 Author Share Posted August 18, 2019 Jaggy gone. :( He went into the 240 but I need the 240 to serve as a temporary reef tank in the new place, so.. he is currently hanging out and staring down people at world of wet pets. Sent from my SM-G960U using Tapatalk 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjmdh Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 Dude, the reflection. Pretty sure you're shirtless and have a beer bottle at your side! Freakin' awesome! 3 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuncrestReef Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 8 hours ago, cjmdh said: Dude, the reflection. Pretty sure you're shirtless and have a beer bottle at your side! Freakin' awesome! That was the first thing I noticed too. 🤣 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youcallmenny Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 Sir, this is a Taco Bell drive through... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewisriverfisherman Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 With a write up like this I cant believe that some poor wet particle board loving fool hasn't picked this great deal up yet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pdxmonkeyboy Posted August 18, 2019 Author Share Posted August 18, 2019 You guys are missing the point, this is the tank of your dreams!! I will even help load it up for you (with no shirt on).... Sent from my SM-G960U using Tapatalk 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorge Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 This is the tank I've been waiting for! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pdxmonkeyboy Posted August 18, 2019 Author Share Posted August 18, 2019 This is the tank I've been waiting for!For reals... piranha tank here you come! You could use a picture of the tank on your grndr account!! Sent from my SM-G960U using Tapatalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pdxmonkeyboy Posted August 19, 2019 Author Share Posted August 19, 2019 Sale pending. Sorry whoreheySent from my SM-G960U using Tapatalk 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pdxmonkeyboy Posted August 20, 2019 Author Share Posted August 20, 2019 OK, this is weird. You are not going to believe this.... The guy from CL that was going to come pick up the tank dropped off the face of the earth!! He was going to come at 6 yesterday...then... he ghosted me. And I don't mean like Patrick Swazie ghosted me..like we made a clay pot together.. he just disappeared. 2 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albertareef Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 1 minute ago, pdxmonkeyboy said: OK, this is weird. You are not going to believe this.... The guy from CL that was going to come pick up the tank dropped off the face of the earth!! He was going to come at 6 yesterday...then... he ghosted me. And I don't mean like Patrick Swazie ghosted me..like we made a clay pot together.. he just disappeared. I can tell you are "shocked" by this. Ugh, CL is such a pain. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pdxmonkeyboy Posted August 20, 2019 Author Share Posted August 20, 2019 It was the strangest thing!! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewisriverfisherman Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 4 hours ago, pdxmonkeyboy said: OK, this is weird. You are not going to believe this.... The guy from CL that was going to come pick up the tank dropped off the face of the earth!! He was going to come at 6 yesterday...then... he ghosted me. And I don't mean like Patrick Swazie ghosted me..like we made a clay pot together.. he just disappeared. Brian I had a rough day so I thank you for the laugh! I think people on Facebook have commitment issues, hopefully the next CLter will make a firm commitment on taking home the Satan's dirreah canister with them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimusprime3605 Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 OK, this is weird. You are not going to believe this.... The guy from CL that was going to come pick up the tank dropped off the face of the earth!! He was going to come at 6 yesterday...then... he ghosted me. And I don't mean like Patrick Swazie ghosted me..like we made a clay pot together.. he just disappeared. Another fish 'flake'. [emoji12] So what else is new...? Sent from Atlantis 🤙 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willapa Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 This is turning out the be a great sale thread.....well at least for the onlookers! Maybe it's the curse of Jaggy?Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spectra Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 Maybe you should just take it to Cuttlefish this weekend set it up...............and try and sell........................ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrabbyCrabs Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 1 hour ago, spectra said: Maybe you should just take it to Cuttlefish this weekend set it up...............and try and sell........................ With Jaggy that is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albertareef Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 2 hours ago, spectra said: Maybe you should just take it to Cuttlefish this weekend set it up...............and try and sell........................ I would bet on Jaggy to close the deal - who says no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pdxmonkeyboy Posted August 21, 2019 Author Share Posted August 21, 2019 14 hours ago, Willapa said: This is turning out the be a great sale thread.....well at least for the onlookers! Maybe it's the curse of Jaggy? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk This is probably the biggest reason it hasn't sold already. People come look at it and then they just get angry, butt their head against the glass, and leave. Has anyone on the forum ever had a fish tank exorcism done?> 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jorge Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 14 hours ago, spectra said: Maybe you should just take it to Cuttlefish this weekend set it up...............and try and sell........................ I think this is a great idea. Maybe he'll start bringing in freshwater fish too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pdxmonkeyboy Posted August 21, 2019 Author Share Posted August 21, 2019 4 hours ago, Jorge said: I think this is a great idea. Maybe he'll start bringing in freshwater fish too! YES!! Cuttle fish, glow fish and corals! https://www.glofish.com/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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