pledosophy Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Due to some changes in my life I have decided to get out of the hobby. The last ten years have been fun but it is time to refocus my energy and my life. I would like to extend my appreciation to those who I have met here and helped me along the way. I have made some good friends, both in Oregon, and across the globe. I will miss you all. All of my systems are for sale, including the new 125g I've been slowly piecing together for the last few months. I would like to see them go to good homes. I would be happy to trade the what I have to help me start on my new hobby. Any large cages, bannanna trees, cloth diapers, or anything else related to monkey training/breeding. Thanks again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald525 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 (laugh)April Fools! You almost had me but the monkey thing was a little over the top!(laugh) I have some pull ups you can have possibly even some used ones! I will trade them for any frags you have! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R-3 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 All of my systems are for sale, including the new 125g I've been slowly piecing together for the last few months. I would like to see them go to good homes. I would be happy to trade the what I have to help me start on my new hobby. Any large cages, bannanna trees, cloth diapers, or anything else related to monkey training/breeding. Thanks again. Hey Kevin I got lots of stuff left over from when I went through my monkey breeding phase. It was a weird stretch through my life but very rewarding in the long run. Let me know I also have a good supplier of bananas that I can hook u up with too (laugh) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 You were breeding with monkeys? Ew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnewhouse Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Really? If so, I am sorry to hear the news. If not. . . . . you suck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saltfinsax Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 How much for a baby monkey? Or trade for a spider monkey baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsoz Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Are the monkeys easy to frag? If so, I want in on that hobby. Is there a local support group and forum too? dsoz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackaninny Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Dibs on the first monkey frags! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Trunk monkeys were pretty cool, maybe I can get a sump monkey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reefnjunkie Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Dibs on the first monkey frags! You can have the monkey frags-I'm keeping his Purple Hornet we are having shipped to my house-(laugh) And I am interested in the 125 gallon, but have my eye on a 300 gallon- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
414driver Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 This is a public forum....no monkey thrashing or spanking allowed(nono) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassi Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 monkeys are the new fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saltfinsax Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Someone's got a monkey on there back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Emerald525 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 But I don't like monkeys! Monkeys,Clowns, and Santa Clause all creep me out!:eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassi Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 But I don't like monkeys! Monkeys' date='Clowns, and Santa Clause all creep me out!:eek:[/quote'] For me is Thomas & Friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowpunk Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 How about some sea monkeys? that could be a good migration hobby before you actually get a real monkey(naughty) Sea monkeys do not live in an undersea castle and wear lipstick. It's okay, people! This inspirational list of amazing sea monkey facts will help you love the brine shrimp that sea monkeys really are. Let's deal with the pain together and build a better world! Okay, here we go... 1. Sea monkeys breathe through their legs Freaks! That's weirder than being orange and smiley! 2. Sea monkeys are psychic Sea monkeys are born with one eye (weird cyclops freaks) but grow two more, so by the time they're adults they have two normal eyes and a third eye. Woooooooooow. 3. Sea monkeys are stripy Yes, even though they look tiny and boring, sea monkeys are stripey but only when you feed them. When their tiny bellies are full they get a green or brown stripe growing down their backs. Tres cool. 4. Sea monkeys are lovers, not fighters Sea monkeys reproduce sexually and asexually. Sea monkey sex sessions can last days at a time. Hot, hot sea monkeys. 5. Sea monkeys have discovered the secret of immortality Sea monkey egss can survive for years without water. Drop their teeny ancient egg in a thimble of water - and voila! A healthy, frisky sea monkey! 6. You CAN teach an old sea monkey new tricks Sea monkeys are sensitive to light. It's been proved you can teach them tricks with a torch or flashlight. God, we would love to see tiny sea monkeys perform tricks in a pretty little sea monkey circus! 8. Sea monkeys are the muses of rock gods Liz Phair croons over Sea-Monkeys in her song "Gunshy," as do the Pixies in their tune "Palace of the Brine." 9. Sea monkeys are flammable Don't put them under a magnifying glass on a hot day. That's just mean. Also, don't ask us how we know they're flammable. 10. Sea monkeys are liars. They lie Sea monkeys are actually a cute little brine shrimp called Artemia nyos. They're really easy to take care of and will provide you with hours of amusement and education, especially if you love torturing brine shrimp. 11. Sea monkeys hang out in gangs A group of sea monkeys is called a squall. Teenage sea monkeys can be spotted hanging out on the streets looking menacing if a little tiny. 12. Sea monkeys have yet to learn about feminism Male sea monkeys have pincers under their chins and use them to fight and grab things, just like stupid guys! Girl sea monkeys carry a brown egg sac on their stomachs, and male sea monkeys always ask them if they have any idea how much that egg cost and do they realise that impulse shopping is just a way of sticking a band-aid over your inner pain. 13. Sea monkeys have their own national day! Find out how to celebrate national sea monkey day. It's on May 16th in America but in cyberspace? Bable, sea monkey national day is whenever you want it to be...(laugh) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reef165 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Monkeys are great, mine was a bad monkey so I had to spank it all the time, sometimes twice a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgf86123 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Monkeys are great' date=' mine was a bad monkey so I had to spank it all the time, sometimes twice a day.[/quote'] you are a bad bad man, you must be reported to A.L.F. for your heinous crimes against the monkey family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald525 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Hmmmm(scratch) I think "pledosophy" translates in latin to: creator of meaningless monkey breeding threads! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algae Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I have a Calfo coral poster I was going to put next to my aquarium. I have changed my mind. I want a Sea Monkey poster! This is the coolest ad I have ever seen! I love that their "private parts" are discreetly covered. QUOTE=snowpunk;170066] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald525 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 LOL! Algae is trying to look at the Sea Monkey's privates!(laugh) I hadn't noticed that they were discreetly covered because I wasn't looking!(laugh) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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