Emerald525 Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Hello all! What I lack in knowledge (lots ), I hope I can make up in humor!:p Again I'm a newbie but continue to make observations in this new and exciting saltwater hobby world. Everyone has been so gracious and helpful so don't take this the wrong way. It's all in fun. I call them pick up lines in the sense that they seem to be conversation starters not that anyone is necessarily hitting on anyone or are they :eek:? 1. What size is your fish tank? 2. You wanna see my vortech? 3. Seaswirl (scratch)hmmm not going there.... 4. What kind of fish do you have? 5. Can I interest you in a free leather coral? 6. Would you like to see my tank? I said top 10 but thought I would let anyone who wants to complete the list... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twogirls Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Not touching this! I always go to far!(laugh)(laugh) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald525 Posted March 9, 2010 Author Share Posted March 9, 2010 Not touching this! I always go to far!(laugh)(laugh) Aw come on! (clap)What's the worse that could happen? Could I really be banned from this site?(enforcer) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassi Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Umm... is your trigger aggressive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stylaster Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 wanna see my wrasse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CCR Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Smells a little fishy to me. Your bubble tip looks swollen to me. Looks like bad bio balls to me! What's that thing sticking out in the middle? Fungus!!! What do you mean I have fungus!!!!! There's a fungus amongus!!! Why would I want to remove my eel when I just put it in? How come my rocks look a little hairy? Can YOU identify this? I like the way your zenia pulses. Can you get mine to pulse like that? Maybe they would both pulse better together. Want to see my prob. system? That's a nice set of overflows you have there. Let's feed them together. My frozen food looks like nipples. Would you like to make some with me!? Is that a hairy mushroom? Oh I can't believe the power of your pump. Do you prefer gate valves of ball. Want to come over and see my tank at night? Your kidding!!!! They mated. tell me you got that on film........Pictures [language filter] we need pictures now!!! . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CCR Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Not touching this! I always go to far!(laugh)(laugh) We could have a contest! Come play.(enforcer) Bring your Bubble tips!!!! They have been looking a little green lately(whistle) Maybe we could purk them up(naughty) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald525 Posted March 9, 2010 Author Share Posted March 9, 2010 Does pump size really matter? Come see how my magician looks under this lighting. Don't worry I dipped those frags before putting them in your tank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CCR Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Aggressive!!! I'll show you aggressive!! Your tentacles are showing WOW Look how long they get! What is that thing crawling on your polyp. Want to take a fresh water dip? Wanna feel how hot my ballast gets? I prefer electronic, with batterie backup. Wanna see? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newfisher Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Do you spot feed your polyps with a turkey baster? Nice purple starfish! You should test out my new mesh mod and shaft, it makes killer foam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algae Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Careful guyz. Mods are likely looking at this thread like a stoner at 7-11 looking at Twinkies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald525 Posted March 10, 2010 Author Share Posted March 10, 2010 Careful guyz. Mods are likely looking at this thread like a stoner at 7-11 looking at Twinkies. Hey mine our legitimate questions like: Can anyone help me drill a new bulkhead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saltfinsax Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Look how my gorilla nipples are growing Bigger is always better...... Err tanks that is I have crabs again How do I catch my peanut worm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newfisher Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Mmmmm, twinkies....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgf86123 Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 mmmmmmmm pot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newfisher Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Mmmmmmmmoose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgf86123 Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 nahhhhh ssssskkkkkuuunnnnnnkkkkkkkkk not really, i prefer widow, but thats just me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newfisher Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Quick, hand me a towel...I'm wet up to my arm pit I'm still only good with softies, the hard one just die You should see them under the moon lights Wanna help me do a water change, my bio load is huge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pledosophy Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Is that horse an erectus? Can I help you prime that pump? Can you show me how to start a siphon? The LFS has a killer deal on some hose. Careful guyz. Mods are likely looking at this thread like a stoner at 7-11 looking at Twinkies. Your cool unless someone complains. Most of the mods kinda like to have fun. Some of the sites funniest threads have been deleted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald525 Posted March 11, 2010 Author Share Posted March 11, 2010 Your cool unless someone complains. Most of the mods kinda like to have fun. Some of the sites funniest threads have been deleted. I guess I'm okay then if the mods are getting in on it. Was laying low but here's another: 1. How do you get such good polyp extension? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algae Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Watch out, it is a clever sting operation! Your cool unless someone complains. Most of the mods kinda like to have fun. Some of the sites funniest threads have been deleted. I guess I'm okay then if the mods are getting in on it. Was laying low but here's another: 1. How do you get such good polyp extension? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald525 Posted March 11, 2010 Author Share Posted March 11, 2010 Watch out' date=' it is a clever sting operation! [/quote'] LOL like that show where the undercover cops bust the doofuses who keep inviting underage girls over for beer. Where's the hidden camera? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newfisher Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 I see fish people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jptrson Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 My cucumber swells 10 times it's size at night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newfisher Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 ride the swell My cucumber swells 10 times it's size at night! LMAO! Mine does too! So does the one in the tank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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